Monday, November 12, 2012

The best math teacher pickup line!

So.. This is what I do at work!

I'm currently dating a very cute math teacher - so being the fun guy, I found an interesting post showing that the function of e to the power of times y spells the word sexy and sent it over to her.

I was so impressed by my smooth moves, I decided to show it to some of the guys on my whiteboard and then noticed that.. while impressive.. it was lacking a bit! Thus, I've updated it to be the best pickup line for a math/intellectual lady.

 In order to pull this off.. start with U and I - u/i.. where i is the derivative of u. Then you can move in to throw down the sexy.. saying that u being sexy and i being the derivative of sexy, then I would always be able to lie tangent to your curves!

It's the perfect combination of two classic geek pickup lines.. combined with a bit of my own touch to become epic.. If she gets it, she sounds like a winner - if it flies over her head, well.. atleast she's cute!

Have fun in the world of dating!